Happy Birthday FANCHEONG~!
It is our dear Miss Fancheong Lo Swee Won's 20th, yes TWENTIETH, birthday. She's no more that 19 yrs old Miss World wannabe anymore. I was so mesmerised while watching Miss World until I forgot that this alien's birthday is on the 5th of December. Luckily I was late by only an hour :P else she would be telling the whole world how many Starbucks cheesecakes I owe her. Her calculation mechanism is rather odd, she enjoys blurting out huge numbers, like 1000 cakes. So, it goes like "you..you owe me 1000 Starbucks cheesecakes!"
Since it is her birthday, and also our holidays, Swee Won our dear fancheong, there will be no party for you and no present also since Christmas is approaching. I will buy you some fried kuey teow from KL. You must taste some KL food. You've been too kind and generous for treating us your Sarawak royalty cuisine - Kolok Mee.
See? She just sent me an sms again. Let me quote:
"Haha 38 oh...promoting blog eh? Want publicity? Organize LD again. Hahah I got 1 whole cheese cake oh. yummy yum yum. You want? Haha no cakes go sleep. shoo! blek"
Clearly, she has some personal attitude when it comes to cakes. Please forgive her.
Let's just hope she finds true happiness in holding the director post. She loves that post. Everyone sees that fire glowing in her eyes. She has that capability, leadership and charisma(after spa-ing in the hostel toilette.) She could be our next Prime Minister if she is given the chance to crap on the stage with no time limit.
She loves dreaming that she is Sauron or Dobby and according to her, the combination of both creates the world's most powerful, evil and peculiar creature - herself.
Ok, I've better not continue complimenting her on her birthday. Later people smack me with her new iPod. Well, at here, I would like to wish her Happy 20th Birthday again. Hope she grows old faster, taller faster, hair grows faster (she said it's too short), and finally continue to be a good director.
p/s: "You cannot relinquish that post." - Pamela
Happy Birthday Miss Sauronby.
Since it is her birthday, and also our holidays, Swee Won our dear fancheong, there will be no party for you and no present also since Christmas is approaching. I will buy you some fried kuey teow from KL. You must taste some KL food. You've been too kind and generous for treating us your Sarawak royalty cuisine - Kolok Mee.
See? She just sent me an sms again. Let me quote:
"Haha 38 oh...promoting blog eh? Want publicity? Organize LD again. Hahah I got 1 whole cheese cake oh. yummy yum yum. You want? Haha no cakes go sleep. shoo! blek"
Clearly, she has some personal attitude when it comes to cakes. Please forgive her.
Let's just hope she finds true happiness in holding the director post. She loves that post. Everyone sees that fire glowing in her eyes. She has that capability, leadership and charisma(after spa-ing in the hostel toilette.) She could be our next Prime Minister if she is given the chance to crap on the stage with no time limit.
She loves dreaming that she is Sauron or Dobby and according to her, the combination of both creates the world's most powerful, evil and peculiar creature - herself.
Ok, I've better not continue complimenting her on her birthday. Later people smack me with her new iPod. Well, at here, I would like to wish her Happy 20th Birthday again. Hope she grows old faster, taller faster, hair grows faster (she said it's too short), and finally continue to be a good director.
p/s: "You cannot relinquish that post." - Pamela
Happy Birthday Miss Sauronby.
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