having lunch with the armpit lady
I am not a sexist. I do not make sexist remarks. I do not condone to sexism. Girls who know me will agree.(ok, gals can start nodding heads.)
But armpit hair on gals? PLS, NO. It's disgusting, grotesque and provoking!
I have came across articles touching on equal rights and shits like that, but girls always say that equal rights should only be practised in certain fields but when it comes to manners and etiquettes, gender differences must still be taken into consideration - gentlemen will say 'Ladies first.' and etc. I'm good with it.
Hence, ladies should always portray that feminine side of herself or else why the hell would guys be gentle to a, butch? Butches wouldn't want us to be gentle anyway right?
It is a general perception that having bodily hair is a symbol or rather, a prerogative of men...and this perception of masculinity has been there for ages since the days of Barney.
So why are these ladies, middle-aged ladies, not shaving their armpit hair? You can be less conscious towards your outward appearance but putting on less makeups, but armpit hair HAS TO GO FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY! At least take others into consideration, have the courtesy to at least wear a shirt with sleeves so as to conceal those frizzy lil' twiggies.
The worst thing was, it happened at the restaurant. I was having lunch when I saw this lady bloody scratching her armpit. I was stunned. I have never seen such huge reserve ever in my life, even guys have less I reckon. However, it was most fortunate that the restaurant was a bloody chaotic one...else I would have had to succumb to the sound of her brushing armpit hair. In that case, I will definitely turn the table, run to a convenient store (in this case, Watson.), grab an ultra-sharp razor, give her and force her to shave on the spot.
That's more like it, I would say.
And make her pay for that razor.
And also my lunch.
Prolly that's why ppl always say that Malaysians can really lack that basic civic-consciousness. Armpit hair! Ugh.
But armpit hair on gals? PLS, NO. It's disgusting, grotesque and provoking!
I have came across articles touching on equal rights and shits like that, but girls always say that equal rights should only be practised in certain fields but when it comes to manners and etiquettes, gender differences must still be taken into consideration - gentlemen will say 'Ladies first.' and etc. I'm good with it.
Hence, ladies should always portray that feminine side of herself or else why the hell would guys be gentle to a, butch? Butches wouldn't want us to be gentle anyway right?
It is a general perception that having bodily hair is a symbol or rather, a prerogative of men...and this perception of masculinity has been there for ages since the days of Barney.
So why are these ladies, middle-aged ladies, not shaving their armpit hair? You can be less conscious towards your outward appearance but putting on less makeups, but armpit hair HAS TO GO FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY! At least take others into consideration, have the courtesy to at least wear a shirt with sleeves so as to conceal those frizzy lil' twiggies.
The worst thing was, it happened at the restaurant. I was having lunch when I saw this lady bloody scratching her armpit. I was stunned. I have never seen such huge reserve ever in my life, even guys have less I reckon. However, it was most fortunate that the restaurant was a bloody chaotic one...else I would have had to succumb to the sound of her brushing armpit hair. In that case, I will definitely turn the table, run to a convenient store (in this case, Watson.), grab an ultra-sharp razor, give her and force her to shave on the spot.
That's more like it, I would say.
And make her pay for that razor.
And also my lunch.
Prolly that's why ppl always say that Malaysians can really lack that basic civic-consciousness. Armpit hair! Ugh.
posted by greyhound at 1:20 PM
2 Comments:
lmao..i so agree..im female but i find it such a friggin disgusting sight for some females to have bush up there..yuck.
maria - the funny thing was, she was with her kids. 3 nuisance kids who kept on demanding for all sort of sugar-laced food. Funny that her husband wasn't around...
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