the punani neighbor behind my house.
I was typing on my report for the departure list with my spirit already sleeping on the bed. And suddenly I heard someone yelled from the back of my house “YOU COME OUT! YOU BETTER COME OUT NOW!”
I was like “What the fuck? Who’s quarreling now?”
So I stared out of the window out of curiosity and kepo.
Hey that fucker is pointing towards my house! And it was towards my brother’s room. Sensing something amiss, I quickly went downstairs.
“YOU COME OUT OF UR HOUSE NOW! YOU BLOODY HAMSAP IDIOT! COME OUT NOW!”
Everything was in Mandarin la btw.
Knowing that my brother is handicap when it comes to mandarin, I had to step in. To clear the shit out.
I straight away got the picture of what the hell was going on. It was my brother, playing with his camera, practicing, and our back lane neighbor thought we were snapping their photos.
Bloody hell.
“Sir, we’re sorry. My brother has just bought an SLR camera and he was just trying it out and practicing. He meant no harm.”
“I DON”T CARE! I WANT TO REPORT TO THE POLICE! REPORT TO THE POLICE NOW!”
“Sir, this is just a misunderstanding. My brother did not snap any photos of your house. He was merely practicing his photography skills.”
“YOU THINK IT’S VERY FUNNY TO SNAP PPL’S PHOTO LIKE THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY EDUCATION AT ALL? I WANT TO REPORT TO THE POLICE NOW!”
I remember him pointing his fingers at me so hardly like his hand was having a spasm. The other hand he was holding his flip phone there threatening to call the cops.
.
.
.
.
Anyway, to cut the story short, I managed to apologise and got that son of a bitch to shut his mouth up tight like his asshole. Anyway, his mom did add in nasty remarks like we did not have any education, our parents did not teach us…etc. More interestingly, she even threatened me by saying her husband is the PRESIDENT OF THE RUKUN TETANNGA.
Am I supposed to kowtow and offer incense to her husband for that?
Anyway, I had to put up a Oscar Award Winning apologetic face to her throughout that 30 minutes of ruckus to calm her nipples down from getting an erection due to blood gushing into those veins, which later might lead to breast cancer.
So the commotion settled just abruptly like that when her fat bastard son walked away after making me saying ‘sorry.’
I wanted to fuck her and her stupid son so badly for their stupid typical cinabeng attitude. I am not being prejudiced towards typical Chinese, but fuck, don’t come mess with my life ok? I’ve had enough of shits pouring in and out of my ass and the last thing I need is nasty remarks like my parents did not teach us and we were a bunch of perverts peeping on saggy and wrinkled tits.
If they had sooooo damn much of education, they wouldn’t open up their mouths like a sea lion trying to catch a fish, blurting out illogical and moronic remarks.
Oh about moronic remarks..
That old lady, that bastard’s mom, which makes her the bitch, that old bitch..anyway, she claimed that my family has been peeping on her Indonesian maid and she felt very harassed by our actions.
IF YOUR MOTHER HEARD THIS SHE WILL DIE RIGHT AWAY, I TELL U.
WHO THE FUCK WANNA PEEP ON YOUR INDON MAID? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND PUNANI SHE LOOKS LIKE K.
She even added remarks like “Don’t mess with my maid la. Why you all don’t go get a Chinese girl? Why choose with my maid?”
There are times when you just felt like exploding and slamming these ppl's faces into the mirror since they just don't know what are reflections for? This is one of such moments.
I just don’t know how can she be sooooo stupid to even believe her maid that 4 Chinese guys are peeping on her? She even said we always peeped when her maid was having dinner. And she proudly claimed that she’s an educated lady while we are not. Whichever school she attended 50 yrs ago, I bet that school has been a school for those gifted with stupidity.
One of the grads lives right behind me.
I mean give me a break la, right, you find that someone photographing at the window back of your house as intruding your privacy, THEN JUST SAY SO! Why the need for yelling and screaming as if someone raped your mom, grandmother and also your great grandmother? Educated in Australia some more…no wonder you’re back here. (Cinabengs let’s sing – Welcome Back!)
However, after the entire fiasco, the old lady regained her composure, got her brains functioning again, no more acting like a monkey god and asked me, “what’s ur name ah boy?”
“francis.”
“ohh. I’m Lau.”
“oh hi Lau Tai.”
“where are you studying?”
“(my honest answer)”
“ohh my kids, 3 of them, all studied in Australia.” (so what? i don't see that they have learned anything there.)
“hahaha nvm la hor…ppl say bu da bu siang shi (dun fight won’t know each other)”
“hahaa really?” (stupid philosophy. why not try ideas like don't rape won't know the excitement of it? if wanna know there are many channels. through quarrels like this are stupid. yet they take it as a philosophy. i told ya, school for the stupids.)
“ok la next time talk to you again.”
“well, aunty sorry for everything.”
“it’s ok. Next time talk again.”
I slammed the door shut. So now you know why Indonesia has so much shits in their country? Coz of ppl like this. Ppl stand by their window in their room looking around can be accounted as peeping her. THIS IS MY BLOODY HOUSE LEH. I CAN WANK BY MY WINDOW ALSO IF I WANT TO.
I really can’t believe it. That house has 3 ladies. 2 are super fucking ugly and I’ve met them. The other one I haven’t but I am not hoping. That family is a bunch of freaks. Typical, nonsensical and barbaric. Never associate with this category of the society lest you’re one of them.
I was like “What the fuck? Who’s quarreling now?”
So I stared out of the window out of curiosity and kepo.
Hey that fucker is pointing towards my house! And it was towards my brother’s room. Sensing something amiss, I quickly went downstairs.
“YOU COME OUT OF UR HOUSE NOW! YOU BLOODY HAMSAP IDIOT! COME OUT NOW!”
Everything was in Mandarin la btw.
Knowing that my brother is handicap when it comes to mandarin, I had to step in. To clear the shit out.
I straight away got the picture of what the hell was going on. It was my brother, playing with his camera, practicing, and our back lane neighbor thought we were snapping their photos.
Bloody hell.
“Sir, we’re sorry. My brother has just bought an SLR camera and he was just trying it out and practicing. He meant no harm.”
“I DON”T CARE! I WANT TO REPORT TO THE POLICE! REPORT TO THE POLICE NOW!”
“Sir, this is just a misunderstanding. My brother did not snap any photos of your house. He was merely practicing his photography skills.”
“YOU THINK IT’S VERY FUNNY TO SNAP PPL’S PHOTO LIKE THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY EDUCATION AT ALL? I WANT TO REPORT TO THE POLICE NOW!”
I remember him pointing his fingers at me so hardly like his hand was having a spasm. The other hand he was holding his flip phone there threatening to call the cops.
.
.
.
.
Anyway, to cut the story short, I managed to apologise and got that son of a bitch to shut his mouth up tight like his asshole. Anyway, his mom did add in nasty remarks like we did not have any education, our parents did not teach us…etc. More interestingly, she even threatened me by saying her husband is the PRESIDENT OF THE RUKUN TETANNGA.
Am I supposed to kowtow and offer incense to her husband for that?
Anyway, I had to put up a Oscar Award Winning apologetic face to her throughout that 30 minutes of ruckus to calm her nipples down from getting an erection due to blood gushing into those veins, which later might lead to breast cancer.
So the commotion settled just abruptly like that when her fat bastard son walked away after making me saying ‘sorry.’
I wanted to fuck her and her stupid son so badly for their stupid typical cinabeng attitude. I am not being prejudiced towards typical Chinese, but fuck, don’t come mess with my life ok? I’ve had enough of shits pouring in and out of my ass and the last thing I need is nasty remarks like my parents did not teach us and we were a bunch of perverts peeping on saggy and wrinkled tits.
If they had sooooo damn much of education, they wouldn’t open up their mouths like a sea lion trying to catch a fish, blurting out illogical and moronic remarks.
Oh about moronic remarks..
That old lady, that bastard’s mom, which makes her the bitch, that old bitch..anyway, she claimed that my family has been peeping on her Indonesian maid and she felt very harassed by our actions.
IF YOUR MOTHER HEARD THIS SHE WILL DIE RIGHT AWAY, I TELL U.
WHO THE FUCK WANNA PEEP ON YOUR INDON MAID? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND PUNANI SHE LOOKS LIKE K.
She even added remarks like “Don’t mess with my maid la. Why you all don’t go get a Chinese girl? Why choose with my maid?”
There are times when you just felt like exploding and slamming these ppl's faces into the mirror since they just don't know what are reflections for? This is one of such moments.
I just don’t know how can she be sooooo stupid to even believe her maid that 4 Chinese guys are peeping on her? She even said we always peeped when her maid was having dinner. And she proudly claimed that she’s an educated lady while we are not. Whichever school she attended 50 yrs ago, I bet that school has been a school for those gifted with stupidity.
One of the grads lives right behind me.
I mean give me a break la, right, you find that someone photographing at the window back of your house as intruding your privacy, THEN JUST SAY SO! Why the need for yelling and screaming as if someone raped your mom, grandmother and also your great grandmother? Educated in Australia some more…no wonder you’re back here. (Cinabengs let’s sing – Welcome Back!)
However, after the entire fiasco, the old lady regained her composure, got her brains functioning again, no more acting like a monkey god and asked me, “what’s ur name ah boy?”
“francis.”
“ohh. I’m Lau.”
“oh hi Lau Tai.”
“where are you studying?”
“(my honest answer)”
“ohh my kids, 3 of them, all studied in Australia.” (so what? i don't see that they have learned anything there.)
“hahaha nvm la hor…ppl say bu da bu siang shi (dun fight won’t know each other)”
“hahaa really?” (stupid philosophy. why not try ideas like don't rape won't know the excitement of it? if wanna know there are many channels. through quarrels like this are stupid. yet they take it as a philosophy. i told ya, school for the stupids.)
“ok la next time talk to you again.”
“well, aunty sorry for everything.”
“it’s ok. Next time talk again.”
I slammed the door shut. So now you know why Indonesia has so much shits in their country? Coz of ppl like this. Ppl stand by their window in their room looking around can be accounted as peeping her. THIS IS MY BLOODY HOUSE LEH. I CAN WANK BY MY WINDOW ALSO IF I WANT TO.
I really can’t believe it. That house has 3 ladies. 2 are super fucking ugly and I’ve met them. The other one I haven’t but I am not hoping. That family is a bunch of freaks. Typical, nonsensical and barbaric. Never associate with this category of the society lest you’re one of them.
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