Pictures taken using T610
With utterless regrets as the biggest failure for a blogger-wannabe, me, is not having these pictures snapped by my poor-image-quality phone uploaded to my blog. Sorry.
But...why now??
Because it jammed the damn phone. Outta memory.
Below (PIC1) is the latest pic. Just got it today from a very close friend of mine. Totally unexpected. She was trying to nurture me into a necrophillic by training me with motionless Barbies.
PIC1: This is what that OYSTER gave me for my 21st birthday. Take note of those miniscule condoms. A real-life size condom was placed right beside it as a scale - I got it from Worlds, free. It was an insult that my dick is only worth the size of her miniscule condoms - she gave me 5 of those (she's wrong! It's mammoth!). Anyway, they were very cute when I wore them on my fingers - is that why ppl always say "finger yourself?" And yes, that Barbie, she was dressed scantily by OYSTER to arouse me sexually - How? Finger the Barbie with those miniscule condoms! Thanks for the gift anyway, I actually laughed till my stomach went into spasm.
PIC2: Taken during Chinese New Year. Location: Lavatory. Reason: Max is a reincarnation of some WW1 or WW2 era victim. He was so traumatised by the sounds of those ear-crashing fireworks. I tried to get him to see these colorful displays - I forgot - dogs are color blind. He found no sense of security in any part of the house except at everyone's groin area by jamming his face into that 'part'. But no one was willing to give him that glory spot and so he ended up where he was in that pic. He love that place - no cruelty committed.
PIC3: New building in Putrajaya. Went there at around 2.30am. New building, unoccupied but all lighted up - chase spirits off kuar? Exact location: Don't really know. But I think it is after the Palace of Justice. Somewhere there lah. Will be taking more Putrajaya pics soon.
PIC4: One of the first few pics I took using this phone. Good angle, good technique, cheapskate phone camera - not bad lah hor? Nice pic I would say. The quality is kinda bad but it is always better than nothing right? (Analogy: Women with huge boobs and women without. It is always better to have something than nothing. Cheers!)
But...why now??
Because it jammed the damn phone. Outta memory.
Below (PIC1) is the latest pic. Just got it today from a very close friend of mine. Totally unexpected. She was trying to nurture me into a necrophillic by training me with motionless Barbies.
PIC1: This is what that OYSTER gave me for my 21st birthday. Take note of those miniscule condoms. A real-life size condom was placed right beside it as a scale - I got it from Worlds, free. It was an insult that my dick is only worth the size of her miniscule condoms - she gave me 5 of those (she's wrong! It's mammoth!). Anyway, they were very cute when I wore them on my fingers - is that why ppl always say "finger yourself?" And yes, that Barbie, she was dressed scantily by OYSTER to arouse me sexually - How? Finger the Barbie with those miniscule condoms! Thanks for the gift anyway, I actually laughed till my stomach went into spasm.
PIC2: Taken during Chinese New Year. Location: Lavatory. Reason: Max is a reincarnation of some WW1 or WW2 era victim. He was so traumatised by the sounds of those ear-crashing fireworks. I tried to get him to see these colorful displays - I forgot - dogs are color blind. He found no sense of security in any part of the house except at everyone's groin area by jamming his face into that 'part'. But no one was willing to give him that glory spot and so he ended up where he was in that pic. He love that place - no cruelty committed.
PIC3: New building in Putrajaya. Went there at around 2.30am. New building, unoccupied but all lighted up - chase spirits off kuar? Exact location: Don't really know. But I think it is after the Palace of Justice. Somewhere there lah. Will be taking more Putrajaya pics soon.
PIC4: One of the first few pics I took using this phone. Good angle, good technique, cheapskate phone camera - not bad lah hor? Nice pic I would say. The quality is kinda bad but it is always better than nothing right? (Analogy: Women with huge boobs and women without. It is always better to have something than nothing. Cheers!)
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