useless bitch

I have an uncle who has a good friend and he has a daughter. A useless daughter.

This useless daughter, I will call her Ah Stupid so that she looks good in this entry.

Ah Stupid was accepted into the university I am currently attached to, she was overjoyous BUT, she told her dad this, "Daddy, I don't want to live so far without you."

Her daddy was touched.

Her daddy being an idiot who has no common sense in bringing up a child, bought her a first class airticket to fly her small ass to my university for the orientation week.

And my nightmares begin.

My uncle called me for a numerous times to remind me to receive her at the airport, send her to the university, make sure she's comfy...basically, be her slave.

Unfortunately I was working on the day of her arrival so I could snake my way out of driving myself to the airport and bla bla bla, naive was I to think that it was over.

I wanted to give her a call, a courtesy call, to ask if she's alright, if she needed anything...etc. But my phone rang before I could call her. It was Ah Stupid on the line...the conversation goes like this.

Ah Stupid : Hi, are you francis?
Me : Ya. You're Ah Stupid right?
Ah Stupid : Yes, I am Ah Stupid.
Me : How was your orientation week?
Ah Stupid : Ok la...francis, I need you to do me a favor.
Me : What's it?
Ah Stupid : I need you to buy me red apples.
Me : ...
Me : Why red apples?
Ah Stupid : Oh coz I am very nervous in my first week here, so if I don't eat
some fruits, I won't be able to crap.
Me : ...
Me : I will get them for you.
Ah Stupid : Thank you thank you thank you.

So I went to the hypermart and grab a fucking bag of red apples. Passed it to my friend who is going back to campus and asked for his help to pass it to her.

Later that day, I called her.

Me : Hey Ah Stupid, my friend is going over to campus to pass you the apples.
Ah Stupid : Don't come ah, I am having orientation now.
Me : Ok, he'll come at night.
Ah Stupid : Ok. Thank you thank you thank you.

Later evening, I called her again.

Me : Ah Stupid, my friend is going over to campus to pass you the apples.
Ah Stupid : Don't come now. I am in my room on the 5th floor. I don't want to go
down and come back up again.
Me : (bitch.)
Me : Tomorrow then?
Ah Stupid : Ya come tomorrow.
Me : Bye.

Next day morning, I called her again.

Me : Morning, can I deliver you your apples now?
Ah Stupid : Don't want la, the sun is shining so brightly now.
Me : What?
Ah Stupid : At night la.
Me : (really bitch.)
Me : Ok la ok la. Bye bye.

Then she called me in the evening,

Ah Stupid : When are you coming back? I want to go shopping. Can you bring me?
Me : (shocked) No no..I am very busy.
Ah Stupid : Aii...can you come back and bring me to a laundry at least? I have a
lot of soiled clothes.
Me : Your hostel has a laundry. Ask your seniors.
Ah Stupid : Do you eat out? Can you take away something nice for me?
Me : And purposely drive to campus to pass it to you?
Ah Stupid : Cannot? Cannot then never mind about it.
Me : (duh. of course never mind abt it la.)
Me : Some other time ok?
Ah Stupid : I miss my apples. I miss daddy. I miss my home
Me : (shut up and get a life.)
Me : I got to go. Bye.

And yesterday, she msged me on the phone.

Ah Stupid : I thought your laundry is those put coins and self operate machines.
Me : (smack head) This is not UK?
Ah Stupid : I let the lady wash my undergarments all. How?
Me : If she washes them then let her wash la.
Ah Stupid : She won't steal?
Me : I don't know.
Ah Stupid : Where are you now?
Me : Outside having dinner.
Ah Stupid : Why never call me along?
Me : The car is already full.
Ah Stupid : Next time must leave a place for me ok? (Note the word 'MUST')
Me : Will try la. Got to go. Bye bye.


And the rest is history. She got her apples. Even the process of coming down from her hostel room was quite dramatic. She asked her roommate to accompany her and her roommate, Ah Sum, came down along but only halfway. The moment they saw me, they were playing tug-of-war at the stairs. And her other roommate was looking down from her room.

I wonder if these outstation(to sound nice.) girls have never seen a guy before? What's with those "come with me la.." and the other one gazing down like an eagle preying for her food? Overpampered girls I would call them...should be dumped into a cage and sent to pimps, make them serve people instead of ppl serving them as a boot camp.(or national service?)