Bird's nest :-l
It was really a beautiful afternoon when I got up from bed at 130pm until someone came into my room...
Mom: Come. Time for groceries.
Me: (#%&^$) Har...I just got up leh..(very sien face)
Mom: But I got up long time ago. So quick.
Me: (WTF..can link like that one meh?)...
Mom: Give you 30 mins to prepare. I go da-bao lunch for you all now.
Me: Go la go la go la..
Went back to sleep while my mom was still staring at the door. She left shortly after that. Phew..
AND THEN,
Mom: FRANCISSSS!!!!! YOUR DOG RAN AWAYYYYY!!!
Me: SHIT!! (Got up and ran downstairs in boxer.)
Mom: (Grinning like a fox) Clean up. I will be back soon. Max is at home.
Me: (#&^$)...
Then went to Jaya Jusco, and at Jaya Jusco...
Mom: Where's my bird nest?
Me: Here don't have la. Here got Eu Yan Sang. Also got sell. You want?
Mom: Don't want. Eu Yan Sang sells fakes.
Me: How you know?
Mom: Mommy has ladies' instinct.
Me: ...whatever.
Mom: Where got Lo Hong Ka?
Me: Leisure Mall.
Mom: Go there after doing groceries.
Me: Har? Must today ah? I very tired la.
Mom: Don't procrastinate. Quai dian..quai dian(faster..faster)
After finished doing groceries, we went to Leisure Mall's Lo Hong Ka.
Me: This Wang Mu Liang Liang(Mother to Jade Emperor, I reckon.) wants to eat yin wo(bird nest).
Promoter: We have 2 sizes. One big and one small.
Me: You sell real or fake? Coz my mom knows one leh.
Mom: Don't duo zhui(crap). Hi xiao jie, can introduce your product to me?
Promoter: (To me)Sure real one la. (To mom)Can can. Pls come here and sit.
Me: (#-o) Ma, buy only la. What intro intro jek? You don't know how to eat meh?
Mom: Maybe she has special offer leh..sit down and listen first. Won't die one.
Promoter: We have the large size and medium size..lallalalalala Rm288...lalalala take one spoon everyday...lalalala
Me: EXCUSE ME, TAKE ONE SPOON EVERYDAY? How long can this thing (pointing at the bottle) last if taken everyday?
Promoter: Can last about a month lah.
Me: WHOA! (Fish ball eyes almost popped out.)
Mom: (grinned at me cheekily.) I eat 1/2 spoon a day la ok?
Me: That will lasts 2 months only la. I want it to last for 2 years.
Promoter: Cannot lah, boy. You need to eat it frequently so that you can see changes to your health and skin faster.
Me: (Duh. Your face not very smooth jek.)I know. But very expensive leh. No discount?
Promoter: We can give 10% discount if you buy 5 bottles in a single receipt.
I showed her a fuck-face. She smiled. Mom laughed.
And the rest is history. We bought a bottle. And she's happily chewing her bird's saliva downstairs.
It was such a waste of my hard-earned-sweat-bloodied money. But seeing her giggling all the way, I guess it was worth buying. I think the laughter made her younger and not that stupid bottle of dried saliva of some stupid sparrows that burned a hole in my wallet.
I wanna now grieve myself to sleep. Good nites.
Mom: Come. Time for groceries.
Me: (#%&^$) Har...I just got up leh..(very sien face)
Mom: But I got up long time ago. So quick.
Me: (WTF..can link like that one meh?)...
Mom: Give you 30 mins to prepare. I go da-bao lunch for you all now.
Me: Go la go la go la..
Went back to sleep while my mom was still staring at the door. She left shortly after that. Phew..
AND THEN,
Mom: FRANCISSSS!!!!! YOUR DOG RAN AWAYYYYY!!!
Me: SHIT!! (Got up and ran downstairs in boxer.)
Mom: (Grinning like a fox) Clean up. I will be back soon. Max is at home.
Me: (#&^$)...
Then went to Jaya Jusco, and at Jaya Jusco...
Mom: Where's my bird nest?
Me: Here don't have la. Here got Eu Yan Sang. Also got sell. You want?
Mom: Don't want. Eu Yan Sang sells fakes.
Me: How you know?
Mom: Mommy has ladies' instinct.
Me: ...whatever.
Mom: Where got Lo Hong Ka?
Me: Leisure Mall.
Mom: Go there after doing groceries.
Me: Har? Must today ah? I very tired la.
Mom: Don't procrastinate. Quai dian..quai dian(faster..faster)
After finished doing groceries, we went to Leisure Mall's Lo Hong Ka.
Me: This Wang Mu Liang Liang(Mother to Jade Emperor, I reckon.) wants to eat yin wo(bird nest).
Promoter: We have 2 sizes. One big and one small.
Me: You sell real or fake? Coz my mom knows one leh.
Mom: Don't duo zhui(crap). Hi xiao jie, can introduce your product to me?
Promoter: (To me)Sure real one la. (To mom)Can can. Pls come here and sit.
Me: (#-o) Ma, buy only la. What intro intro jek? You don't know how to eat meh?
Mom: Maybe she has special offer leh..sit down and listen first. Won't die one.
Promoter: We have the large size and medium size..lallalalalala Rm288...lalalala take one spoon everyday...lalalala
Me: EXCUSE ME, TAKE ONE SPOON EVERYDAY? How long can this thing (pointing at the bottle) last if taken everyday?
Promoter: Can last about a month lah.
Me: WHOA! (Fish ball eyes almost popped out.)
Mom: (grinned at me cheekily.) I eat 1/2 spoon a day la ok?
Me: That will lasts 2 months only la. I want it to last for 2 years.
Promoter: Cannot lah, boy. You need to eat it frequently so that you can see changes to your health and skin faster.
Me: (Duh. Your face not very smooth jek.)I know. But very expensive leh. No discount?
Promoter: We can give 10% discount if you buy 5 bottles in a single receipt.
I showed her a fuck-face. She smiled. Mom laughed.
And the rest is history. We bought a bottle. And she's happily chewing her bird's saliva downstairs.
It was such a waste of my hard-earned-sweat-bloodied money. But seeing her giggling all the way, I guess it was worth buying. I think the laughter made her younger and not that stupid bottle of dried saliva of some stupid sparrows that burned a hole in my wallet.
I wanna now grieve myself to sleep. Good nites.
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