Monday, February 28, 2005

Finally, clean energy for the mass.

I always believe in the survival spirit every man has within. That is what got us thus far. Running out of oil - so? Let's invent something that replaces fuel power then. Never mind about the Cold Fusion - the geniuses out there will somehow figure out how to generate the heat required to fuse those particles together.

Here is a superb proposal by the Australians on harvesting the abundance solar energy. Should they succeed(I bet they will.), this concept should probably be implemented in all countries with all year round skin penetrating solar rays. i.e, South East Asian countries.

This is the link - http://www.enviromission.com.au/project/project.htm#

There is a video clip where you can see the blueprint of the project. Going green on power generation is probably one of the ways to cushion the oil price increase.

One issue is, how much damage to the environment will it bring during the construction? Does it warrant less harm than good? In the construction of the tower, how much resources do we use to construct this Solar Tower? While sceptism arises all the time over new ideas, I believe optimism is still the driving force of mankind.

p/s: It looks very nice in a pentagonal arrangement. At the height of 1000m, I wonder if it can be seen from space and be considered another new Wonders of the World?

p/p/s: At the height of 1000m, wouldn't it be struct by lightning all the time? In that sense(have you imagined that picture?), it looks like a Tesla Coil too!

Pictures taken using T610

With utterless regrets as the biggest failure for a blogger-wannabe, me, is not having these pictures snapped by my poor-image-quality phone uploaded to my blog. Sorry.

But...why now??

Because it jammed the damn phone. Outta memory.

Below (PIC1) is the latest pic. Just got it today from a very close friend of mine. Totally unexpected. She was trying to nurture me into a necrophillic by training me with motionless Barbies.


PIC1: This is what that OYSTER gave me for my 21st birthday. Take note of those miniscule condoms. A real-life size condom was placed right beside it as a scale - I got it from Worlds, free. It was an insult that my dick is only worth the size of her miniscule condoms - she gave me 5 of those (she's wrong! It's mammoth!). Anyway, they were very cute when I wore them on my fingers - is that why ppl always say "finger yourself?" And yes, that Barbie, she was dressed scantily by OYSTER to arouse me sexually - How? Finger the Barbie with those miniscule condoms! Thanks for the gift anyway, I actually laughed till my stomach went into spasm.


PIC2: Taken during Chinese New Year. Location: Lavatory. Reason: Max is a reincarnation of some WW1 or WW2 era victim. He was so traumatised by the sounds of those ear-crashing fireworks. I tried to get him to see these colorful displays - I forgot - dogs are color blind. He found no sense of security in any part of the house except at everyone's groin area by jamming his face into that 'part'. But no one was willing to give him that glory spot and so he ended up where he was in that pic. He love that place - no cruelty committed.


PIC3: New building in Putrajaya. Went there at around 2.30am. New building, unoccupied but all lighted up - chase spirits off kuar? Exact location: Don't really know. But I think it is after the Palace of Justice. Somewhere there lah. Will be taking more Putrajaya pics soon.


PIC4: One of the first few pics I took using this phone. Good angle, good technique, cheapskate phone camera - not bad lah hor? Nice pic I would say. The quality is kinda bad but it is always better than nothing right? (Analogy: Women with huge boobs and women without. It is always better to have something than nothing. Cheers!)

Monday, February 21, 2005

Energy depletion v2.0

The blistering heat outside is getting on my nerves. Everyone's nerves.

I wanna file a complaint. The heat is unbearable. Not that unbearable but it just boils everything up around you including tempers. Flaring tempers are pushing my loving-patience nature to its edge.

I have a question!

Have you ever wondered if there were couples having sex under this hot spell? They must have gotten a heat stroke? Can they achieve orgasm under such temperature? Are the little sperms fried as they are being discharged? (Airconds are not used here coz we assume everyone loves Mother Earth.)

Conclusion: More studies are needed to be conducted to study the effects of global warming on human orgasm and sex patterns.

Friday, February 18, 2005

EXAGGERATION v1.0

It is still not known to all of the notoriety of my housemates in Cyberjaya. I will try to make them recognised for their indefatigable efforts.

Below are the pics of a fake mannequin dressed up with a bolster as the body and Yen Ling's clothes. My housemates intend to freak her out when she comes back from a meeting in campus. Knowing that she is easily frightened (that's the fun part, really), we would love to hear her screaming her lungs out. Below are the pics of the mannequin, although 'she' comes without arms, we think it is good enough to freak someone 'chicken' out in the dark.







Small note: Her boobs are over exaggerated as in real life they are not so terrorizing. The fake boobs are made of waste paper. My friend's are made of salt water bags.

Stagnation? Alice in Wonderland v1.0

Stagnation...the first thing I would want to say is to all readers is, please clear your drains of any clogs. I am getting all sort of funny swollen bites from some dumb gnats or mosquitoes from hell. Thanks in advance.

But this is not the highlight for this entry.

The highlight for this entry: ME!

WHY AM I SO BLOODY STAGNATED?

Somehow I had that urge to browse through the pictures of my friends in Friendster few days back and man, these people change like a commoner into some HK celebrities in just a matter of years! ('years' are short duration to commoners like me.)

Baby faces are gone. Whining faces are gone. Short hairs are gone. Dwarf-heights are gone. How did everyone change so radically when I am still who I was 10 years ago? (Only change: have to shave my beard every morning. Hassle.)

Am I stucked in my own teenage mindset and years? Why is everyone progressing so quickly while I am so contented with my current status quo? Should I refurbish and repackage myself for the world since I am already pretty much left behind? Or should I just stay the way I am and hope that someone will pass by and "Hey, Francis! How are you?" (and I couldn't recognise them at all.)

Taking this from a brighter side, it could have all boiled down to genetic makeup. Prolly I am meant to live longer on Earth while my friends are destined to leave a lil' faster.

See? Me -- at 20.

Monday, February 14, 2005

There he goes...gone. (and a short one about AIDS)

Davao city, not Notting Hill, is where my second eldest brother is heading towards now. Exactly at 8.10am, departed from KLIA to Manila via the Philipines Airlines and then a 3-hour transit hold in Manila and then to Davao city, southern Philipines.

Located in the island of Mindanao, surrounded by an archipelago terrorized by Islamic extremists - MILF, Abu Sayyaf, MNLF...etc.

These self-proclaimed mujahidins are currently battling against the Philipines armies on the Jolo island as reported in the news. Let's hope that these mujahidins will all commit suicide now, and earn the rank of a martyr, without harming/killing other innocents.

He has guts and the heart for the people in The Philipines. And ultimately, a divine purpose that not all could possibly comprehend. Expecting a great harvest and mega transformation in life from him after a duration of 6 months. If he gets addicted, he says, another additional 6 months shall be extended to achieve maximum satisfaction and fulfillment of goals for later life.

Chim? (Deep?)

As said, not all could fully understand. Simply exceeds our human comprehension.
Nothing to say, felt sad, but great and happy for him. (???)

Oh btw, Happy Valentine's Day everybody. Happy kissing and role playing. Do take note that the HIV virus has mutated into a more virulent form that could transform into AIDS within 2 months instead of a tormenting 10 years. (Don't we just love express services? There you go.)

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Energy depletion reminder v1.0

Everyone is whining and complaining about the current hot spell. With humidity level at ~80% and temperature peaking at 36 degrees Celcius, no one enjoys that humid and warm air brushing past your cheeks every 5 minutes; even my dog couldn't stand it. He's spoilt, I have to agree with that.

Some of us would say, "So what? It's CNY!" (definitely not me.)

Others would say, "That's what air-conditioners are invented for..." (not me.)

The religious would say, "Jesus is coming back soon!" (I believe in this. But this is just me.)

Some would just say, "%&#* that sun." (definitely not me either.)

Whatever comes out of our mouths, the current hot spell is caused by a weak El Nino in the Pacific Ocean. You could actually start praying for La Nina so as to let this brother and sister fight against one another and we could have a balanced weather according to the Yin & Yang concept for cosmic balance.

My point for this entry, is to remind us on our consumption of energy sources (else I wouldn't even have the thought of checking my blog.) Be it electricity, water, gas or petrol. They are all scarce whether they are relatively cheap or costly. Water is still pretty cheap locally but that is because we have yet to face a chronic crisis in water supply. Petrol prices are rising steadily. Electricity prices will rise in tandem with the petrol prices as most of our power plants work on fuel or gas.

Electricity consumption has been surging all around the world, yea especially in Malaysia now. Anyway, I don't plan to babble so much, all I wanted to do is just paste an URL link and you guys could spend some time reading it, and it will probably change the way you spend energy resources. It is quite intimidating but hey, these are facts. That day will come.

Well, here is the link - http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

It gives us a glimpse of the pre-Armageddon days on Earth. Pretty interesting. Spare some time reading this site, it enlightens us. Do pass it around to your other connections.

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Just back from Mars

Alright, stop crying. I know you guys are very touched that I am finally back after mysteriously stopped blogging for 1 month. Reason was simple: Too much data to process -> bottleneck -> system collapsed. From there, I chickened out.

To be honest, very huge load of (meaningful) craps happened in the last 1 month. I don't plan to cough them all out now, since I can vaguely remember my past clearly. 1 day is considered "past" to me, what more 1 month.

Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year to all who are celebrating. To those who are not, enjoy your sleeps! :P

I have a lot to write. So much of shits in my mind. But my emaciated-looking fingers are so darn lazy. Since there can be no cohesion between the mind and the body, I think the things written wouldn't be interesting and good-to-read. So I might as well don't write, but read others' blogs. Anyway, I wanna go enjoy my tea time already. Lotsa snacks to munch. Happy holidays and Happy Chinese New Year. (Time to collect annual protection fees from grandma...bwahahahaa)